I'll eat you up
so yum yum
If you move any closer, boy there is no guarentee
Like I've become some kind of demon in the night
I'll eat you up
Ohhhohohohoh
So yum yum
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Stop and Stare Remix
This town is cold and I,
I think it's sick of us,
It's time to make a move
I'm shaking off the rust
I've got my heart set
On anywhere but here,
Staring down the rust,
Counting up the years
Steady hands don't fail me now,
I'll move you asdkljflaksjsd
Staring asldkjfdlj me side
And I'm still here
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yet I know that everyone gets scared
And I'm down here
I think it's sick of us,
It's time to make a move
I'm shaking off the rust
I've got my heart set
On anywhere but here,
Staring down the rust,
Counting up the years
Steady hands don't fail me now,
I'll move you asdkljflaksjsd
Staring asldkjfdlj me side
And I'm still here
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yet I know that everyone gets scared
And I'm down here
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Hair
In Jr High I wanted the hair that all the cool girls had, streaks of red, brown and blond. They looked liked monkeys but it was cool so I wanted it. I bought a do it at home kit. It went badly. Now I will never ever dye my hair again.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
why does the internet exist when i need to write my paper?
The Dante's Inferno Test
So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Monday, September 15, 2008
arrrhhhrhrhrhr
[whine] why is school so hard? [/whine]
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.
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