Tuesday, December 2, 2008

emo

the leaf that stirs in the wind
so cold
so cold
the sea that rises and falls
turbulance
slow
slower
death
dying
dead

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Bored

Bored, bored Gah, I'm so bored. and hot. and sickly. totally attractive i know...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

eat you up

I'll eat you up
so yum yum
If you move any closer, boy there is no guarentee
Like I've become some kind of demon in the night
I'll eat you up
Ohhhohohohoh
So yum yum

Stop and Stare Remix

This town is cold and I,
I think it's sick of us,
It's time to make a move
I'm shaking off the rust
I've got my heart set
On anywhere but here,
Staring down the rust,
Counting up the years
Steady hands don't fail me now,
I'll move you asdkljflaksjsd
Staring asldkjfdlj me side
And I'm still here

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yet I know that everyone gets scared
And I'm down here

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Hair

In Jr High I wanted the hair that all the cool girls had, streaks of red, brown and blond. They looked liked monkeys but it was cool so I wanted it. I bought a do it at home kit. It went badly. Now I will never ever dye my hair again.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Dude

Dude, post.Now.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

why does the internet exist when i need to write my paper?

The Dante's Inferno Test

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Monday, September 15, 2008

arrrhhhrhrhrhr

[whine] why is school so hard? [/whine]
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.

Monday, September 8, 2008

HI HI HI

Um so long time no post. Not that anyone will read this but that's cool. I would be kinda embarrassed if anyone ie. the two people who know about this blog read this. But they, won't so really, I'm just talking to myself. Anyways, I was reading my last post and I realized that I've matured so much since then. I mean, cpop is just so juvenile and pedantic. Seriously, it's all about kpop. The boys are younger, they dance sexier, they act gayer and oh yeah they sing better but whatever that's not really the point. Point is, if you are going to enjoy no talent brain rotting slightly homoerotic boyband action, it might as well be with a boyband who through in pelvic thrusts whereever they can in their music video.
Sometimes, I think about the fact that I might be just a little too old to like boybands. In fact, when certain bands make you feel like a pedophille for watching their music video, it's a pretty good indication that you should not watch their music videos anymore. Luckly my current favorite boyband, Super Junior (yes I said their name out loud on the interweb), is all older then me. Older and Korean, which by the way, in case you didn't know, is not a language I speak nor understand. So to recap, my favorite musicians are a group of 13 sexually confused, barely past voice cracking, hip thrusting machines who sing in a language I do not speak in a country that is on a different content then mine. Can we still be friends? Actually don't answer that, I don't want to be my own friend anymore.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Let me Help you

Hi reader(s) ie. jamie and alex, as you can see it has been a while since I have updated my blog but now I have so time to procrastinate studying for my biology test so here we go! As you may or may not know, lately, I have been very enamored by Taiwanese things (boys). As is my habit, I love to share my passions with others so you have no doubt seen many pictures of asian boys and heard many clips of their songs. I know you have enjoyed this experience throughly and you want to learn even more about this subject. Well, I'm like a genie in a bottle and my heart is not saying no. Below I have compiled a list of my favorite artists and a little bit about them for easy reference. So next time I say, "XXX is so so so so hotttttt!!!", you can be like, "OMG I know!!! lets go look at his picture!!!"

1. Fahrenheit (飛輪海) My favorite boyband! Super cute, songs super catchy, super untalented, can't sing, dance, or act. I like them cause they look cute, act funny, and like to flirt with each other.


From the left:
Calvin: He's super cute and he use to live in Canada, I'm Canadian, we can eat maple syrup together!
Wu Zun: Probably the most untalened in a already pretty untalented group. Likes to eat food... I like to eat food!
Arron: Youngest, long eyelashes, um yeah. Oh and sings the least bad. We could totally get married and it wouldn't be gross.
Jiro: Extremely vain, likes hairspray, but really cute, really likes to wear bling. I could borrow jewerly from him!

2. Mike He (賀軍翔)

OMG, he is soossosossosososssssoooooooooo HOoooooOOOOOooOooOOOoTTT! I'm like in love with him (no really). He always plays like the bad boy which is like hot. I like his eyes, lips, face, cheeks, hair, eyebrows, body, etc, etc. all really really hot. And, he use to be a model which is hot. So in conclusion, Mike is really really good looking.

I have more but I'm tired so I'll put the rest up later... yes there are many more. Enjoy and your welcome!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Before I Forget

Before I forget, I just want to say that my biochemistry professor is an motherfuckin' asshole piece of shit. Of all the fine science professors USC offers, Dr. Petruska is by far, the worst I have ever had. It's not only that he's incompetent at his job. (That seems to be a standard for the teachers at this institution.) It's the fact that he treats his students like imbeciles and tells us how stupid we are now compared to when he went to school. He keeps saying how we all all too dependent on computers now to do everything for us. Last time I checked, he's not giving us notes using a blackboard and sending us messages by by the post. What a fucking hypocrite.
But honestly, I would not mind any of this if he was actually semi decent at teaching the material. I may not have a PhD, but there seem to be some basic principles regarding how to teach a class that most professors and students have agreed upon. Have a syllabus, follow the syllabus, notify people of changes to the syllabus, test on what is in the lectures and syllabus. Wow, what an antiquated backwards way of thinking about education. Instead of doing this, why don't we just learn whatever you feel like teaching in class today, then on the exam, you can test us on whatever you want even if its five chapters away from what 's on the syllabus. I can see the light now; you are the Robespierre of teaching, leading the way towards an education revolution.
Oh, and another thing, Biochemistry is not a math class. I do not need to see proofs for every single problem; just do some examples and be done with it. And give us a fucking calculator for the test. Just because you think being able to calculate numbers in your head is important, doesn't mean the rest of us do.
BTW, Dr. P, Linus Pauling doesn't give a shit about you. I know you probably wack off to him, but he doesn't care and neither do we.
That's all... oh and fuck you.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

asian soaps, backstreet boys, and other thoughts


So I'm pretty sure I am deevolutionizing. Instead of doing my homework, I've spent more time then I will admit to on youtube watching some stupid Tiwanese soap and (simultaneously) listening to BSB. In fact, this post is brought to you courtesy of my mind while on "Backstreet's Back." So really, I'm kinda lame and weird but that's cool. Everybody ah.... rock your body right...

Monday, February 18, 2008

My First Blog Entry


Hi I'm Ellen.... You may also know me as windowwatcher. Right now it is 1.21 am on President's day. Of course it is only fitting that my inaugural post comes on the same day that we are celebrating our countries leaders since I like to think of this blog as a leader of thought and provokation for our generation.
Anyways, yesterday I watched the 2008 Daytona 500. It was fun but my favorite driver Jimmie Johnson crashed and finished 27th. Oh well. Next week they are going to Fontana and I am going to be there! Squee!


Today I have to get all of my ochem and biochem homework done, go to SI, study for math and figure out how to ask for recommendations. But, like the name of my blog says, "whateverwhatever," somehow I'll figure out a way to get through it.