This town is cold and I,
I think it's sick of us,
It's time to make a move
I'm shaking off the rust
I've got my heart set
On anywhere but here,
Staring down the rust,
Counting up the years
Steady hands don't fail me now,
I'll move you asdkljflaksjsd
Staring asldkjfdlj me side
And I'm still here
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yet I know that everyone gets scared
And I'm down here
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Hair
In Jr High I wanted the hair that all the cool girls had, streaks of red, brown and blond. They looked liked monkeys but it was cool so I wanted it. I bought a do it at home kit. It went badly. Now I will never ever dye my hair again.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
why does the internet exist when i need to write my paper?
The Dante's Inferno Test
So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Monday, September 15, 2008
arrrhhhrhrhrhr
[whine] why is school so hard? [/whine]
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.
Monday, September 8, 2008
HI HI HI
Um so long time no post. Not that anyone will read this but that's cool. I would be kinda embarrassed if anyone ie. the two people who know about this blog read this. But they, won't so really, I'm just talking to myself. Anyways, I was reading my last post and I realized that I've matured so much since then. I mean, cpop is just so juvenile and pedantic. Seriously, it's all about kpop. The boys are younger, they dance sexier, they act gayer and oh yeah they sing better but whatever that's not really the point. Point is, if you are going to enjoy no talent brain rotting slightly homoerotic boyband action, it might as well be with a boyband who through in pelvic thrusts whereever they can in their music video.
Sometimes, I think about the fact that I might be just a little too old to like boybands. In fact, when certain bands make you feel like a pedophille for watching their music video, it's a pretty good indication that you should not watch their music videos anymore. Luckly my current favorite boyband, Super Junior (yes I said their name out loud on the interweb), is all older then me. Older and Korean, which by the way, in case you didn't know, is not a language I speak nor understand. So to recap, my favorite musicians are a group of 13 sexually confused, barely past voice cracking, hip thrusting machines who sing in a language I do not speak in a country that is on a different content then mine. Can we still be friends? Actually don't answer that, I don't want to be my own friend anymore.
Sometimes, I think about the fact that I might be just a little too old to like boybands. In fact, when certain bands make you feel like a pedophille for watching their music video, it's a pretty good indication that you should not watch their music videos anymore. Luckly my current favorite boyband, Super Junior (yes I said their name out loud on the interweb), is all older then me. Older and Korean, which by the way, in case you didn't know, is not a language I speak nor understand. So to recap, my favorite musicians are a group of 13 sexually confused, barely past voice cracking, hip thrusting machines who sing in a language I do not speak in a country that is on a different content then mine. Can we still be friends? Actually don't answer that, I don't want to be my own friend anymore.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
