Hair

In Jr High I wanted the hair that all the cool girls had, streaks of red, brown and blond. They looked liked monkeys but it was cool so I wanted it. I bought a do it at home kit. It went badly. Now I will never ever dye my hair again.

Dude

Dude, post.Now.

plez dun corekket mah speelin

it maks mie sadt

why does the internet exist when i need to write my paper?

The Dante's Inferno Test

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

So to summarize, I'm an athiest pig who can't stop eating. Lovely, attractive and so demure.

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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[whine] why is school so hard? [/whine]
okay like the loser that i am, instead of doing my homework, I've decided to Google myself. Normally, when I type my name in to search, the top hits (read: all hits) are of a gay porn director. Yes, I share my name with a gay porn director, which is fine. At least my name isn't Adolf or Stalin or something like that. Anyways, instead of Googling my name, I tried to find my blog on the interwebs. What do you know?!?!??!!?!!!! For a blog with maybe five total views in the history of life, it was the second entry that came up when I typed in "whateverwhatever blogspot." Second out of 330 puts me soundly in the top ONE percentile of things related to whateverwhatever and blogspot on the webs!!! How cool am I? Today I'm 2/330, tomorrow my fame will be on par with like the Daily Kos, but will more asian boybands and less boring political commentary.

HI HI HI

Um so long time no post. Not that anyone will read this but that's cool. I would be kinda embarrassed if anyone ie. the two people who know about this blog read this. But they, won't so really, I'm just talking to myself. Anyways, I was reading my last post and I realized that I've matured so much since then. I mean, cpop is just so juvenile and pedantic. Seriously, it's all about kpop. The boys are younger, they dance sexier, they act gayer and oh yeah they sing better but whatever that's not really the point. Point is, if you are going to enjoy no talent brain rotting slightly homoerotic boyband action, it might as well be with a boyband who through in pelvic thrusts whereever they can in their music video.
Sometimes, I think about the fact that I might be just a little too old to like boybands. In fact, when certain bands make you feel like a pedophille for watching their music video, it's a pretty good indication that you should not watch their music videos anymore. Luckly my current favorite boyband, Super Junior (yes I said their name out loud on the interweb), is all older then me. Older and Korean, which by the way, in case you didn't know, is not a language I speak nor understand. So to recap, my favorite musicians are a group of 13 sexually confused, barely past voice cracking, hip thrusting machines who sing in a language I do not speak in a country that is on a different content then mine. Can we still be friends? Actually don't answer that, I don't want to be my own friend anymore.

Let me Help you

Hi reader(s) ie. jamie and alex, as you can see it has been a while since I have updated my blog but now I have so time to procrastinate studying for my biology test so here we go! As you may or may not know, lately, I have been very enamored by Taiwanese things (boys). As is my habit, I love to share my passions with others so you have no doubt seen many pictures of asian boys and heard many clips of their songs. I know you have enjoyed this experience throughly and you want to learn even more about this subject. Well, I'm like a genie in a bottle and my heart is not saying no. Below I have compiled a list of my favorite artists and a little bit about them for easy reference. So next time I say, "XXX is so so so so hotttttt!!!", you can be like, "OMG I know!!! lets go look at his picture!!!"

1. Fahrenheit (飛輪海) My favorite boyband! Super cute, songs super catchy, super untalented, can't sing, dance, or act. I like them cause they look cute, act funny, and like to flirt with each other.


From the left:
Calvin: He's super cute and he use to live in Canada, I'm Canadian, we can eat maple syrup together!
Wu Zun: Probably the most untalened in a already pretty untalented group. Likes to eat food... I like to eat food!
Arron: Youngest, long eyelashes, um yeah. Oh and sings the least bad. We could totally get married and it wouldn't be gross.
Jiro: Extremely vain, likes hairspray, but really cute, really likes to wear bling. I could borrow jewerly from him!

2. Mike He (賀軍翔)

OMG, he is soossosossosososssssoooooooooo HOoooooOOOOOooOooOOOoTTT! I'm like in love with him (no really). He always plays like the bad boy which is like hot. I like his eyes, lips, face, cheeks, hair, eyebrows, body, etc, etc. all really really hot. And, he use to be a model which is hot. So in conclusion, Mike is really really good looking.

I have more but I'm tired so I'll put the rest up later... yes there are many more. Enjoy and your welcome!